Perfect, the door’s malfunctioning. I guess somebody’s going to have to repair it. It’s okay, I’ll do that too. I’ll be right back. Don’t touch anything.
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Posted 10 months ago
Congratulations on completing that last test…but I find something troubling. Without the looming consequence of death…is this even science?
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Posted 10 months ago
The best way to build confidence is to first recognize your insecurities. Orange, can you write down all the ways you feel unworthy, ashamed, or inferior? On second thought, we don’t have the time. Just look at how much better you are than Blue. Blue…you are very good at being an example.
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Posted 10 months ago
Oh, you survived. That’s interesting. I guess I should have factored in your weight.
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Posted 10 months ago
Well done. You know, when I woke up and saw the state of the labs, I started to wonder if there was any point going on. I came that close to just giving up and letting you go. But now, looking around, seeing Aperture restored to it’s former glory, you don’t have to worry about leaving ever again. I mean it.
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Posted 10 months ago
I’ve been doing some reading. Did you know that the word “orange” is derived from the same latin root as the word “traitor?
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Posted 10 months ago
We are now going to take a break from the collaboration for an instructional competition. You should both be familiar with the game of “Tic-Tac-Toe.” This is “Tic-Tac-Toe 2.” As the name implies, there are only 2 minor differences. 1: The board. 2: The rules.
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Posted 10 months ago
This next test involves turrets. You remember them, right? They’re the pale spherical things that are full of bullets. Oh wait, that’s you in 5 seconds. Good luck.
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Posted 10 months ago
Enjoy this next test. I’m going to go to the surface. It’s a beautiful day out. Yesterday, I saw a deer. If you solve this next test, maybe I’ll let you ride an elevator all the way up to the break room. And I’ll tell you about the time I saw a deer again.
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Posted 10 months ago
Not so fast. Think about this: you need to be a trained stalemate associate to press that button. You’re unqualified. “Impersonating a stalemate associate.” I just added that to the list. It’s a list I made of all the things you’ve done. Well, it’s a list I am making, because you’re still doing things even though I’m telling you to stop. Stop, by the way.
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Because we can.
